This a test.
ah here is where it all begins
HA!! I get it!!!
I dont understand
‘Cuz fiddle’s E throws a crow that silences enemy champions. :3
Ahh the classics.
Allright, lass, yer trainin’ begins…NOW
what first? chicken spell?
First lesson, one that Ah wish Ah had known when i was learnin': There are only two types of beings in the universe ye can trust: yer teacher and those with implacable loyalty to you. TRUST NO ONE ELSE.
ok, Sensei. *write up*
Second lesson: ALWAYS MAX YER Q. NO EXCEPTIONS. Yer Q is a farmin’ tool, pokin’ tool, startin’ fights tool, yer everythin’ tool.
Yes, Sensei *write that too*
Third lesson:Combos. Combinin’ yer spells be a mage’s greatest tool for MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION OF YER ENEMIEEEESSS. Unbeknownst te ye, Ah have been watching ye. NOT IN THAT WAY, OF COURSE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!?!?! But Ah believe Ah have discahvered the greatest way fer ye te combine yer spells.
‘Tis much more simple than Ah thought. Begin with graspin’ their deaths in yer hand. Squeeze it so they scream. Then, if ye are fire-crazed yet, drop the bear on ‘em. Then disintegrate ‘em, then incinerate ‘em, and if they ain’t dead yet, disintegrate ‘em again. They be dead now.
Te turn yer foes into a chicken, get a table. Run a mile with it on yer back. Put yer book filled with yer magic spells of magical magicaliness on it, run your hand o’er the page, and point a’ the target o’ the spell. Should ye perform this right, ye’ll find a shiny nickel juuuust underneath ‘em.
*writing up* What did happend to Ahri and summoners in Shadow isles, Sensei?
Ah apologize, child. Somebody tried to steal mah scroll. Ah got it back though. And coincidentally, ah have a new cup.
Now, about the shadow isles. Annie, have yer parents yet given ye…”the talk?”
What talk? Last time they talk me from burning school (i didn’t do it, it was Tibbers)
and before i go Demancia they talk about butterflies and flowers, but i didn’t listen very well, because there is not much of them in Voodoo lands.
Aright. Prepare yerself te say goodbye te childhood.
If you are tired we can continue next time, i could go back to look Tibberzilla. I left him next to Puppy’s shop.
So ye see, when a man and a woman of normally roughly equal age feel attraction towards another, they hang out for a bit, and then they decide to share their attraction in the most intimate way possible.
you come back, Sensei
Okay, Sensei *write up*
Ye know that … er… thing … or lack of things… between yer legs, under yer belly?
If i found Amumu i will try it Thanks Sensei!
OH GOD NO NO NO NO YOU’RE NOT YET OLD ENOUGH AND NEITHER IS HE
How old Amumu and i need to be?
In mah personal opinion, at least 16.
…*counting* (i am now 10… to be 16 i need wait…) 5 years
Okay i go now back, to next time Sensei.
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